The Ten Commandments for an Unhappy Life

The Ten Commandments for an Unhappy Life

1. Thou shalt hold onto bitterness and anger.


2. Thou shalt never get too close to anybody.  Keepeth all of thy relationships at surface level.


3. Thou shalt wear a glum expression on they face at all times.


4. Thou shalt put aside play and shalt inflict upon others that which was once inflicted upon thyself.


5. Thou shalt grumble about the small stuff, forgetting the bigger picture.


6. Thou shalt forget about others’ needs, thinking only of your own.


7. Thou shalt hold regular pity parties, inviting others to joinest thou.


8. Thou shalt not take a vacation.


9. Thou shalt expect the worst in all situations, blame and shame everyone around thyself for everything, and dwell on the feebleness, faults, and fears of others.


10. Thou shalt be in control at all times, no matter what.

These were taken from Karol Ladd’s, The Power of a Positive Woman.  When I read this I couldn’t help but laugh and that is exactly why I put it here.  It is to make you laugh and hopefully help you to see how silly we act at times.